$BEATNVSurprise vs consensus--:--:--

Meme launchpad tied to the surprise vs consensus. One slot per print. Economic exposure, not share ownership. Not CMC. Not Robinhood. Not PulseChain. Not Pulse Markets.

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How it works

Surprise ties a meme token to one number: how far an economic print lands from consensus. Each print has one slot and one launch. This page is the whole loop, from an empty wallet to settlement.

Before you start

Create a launch

If the button stays off

The review step names what's missing. The usual one is the consensus: it has to be a number on its own, so 2.5 works and 2.5% doesn't. A dash instead of the thesisHash means the same thing.

Buying and selling

Anyone can buy or sell on the curve while the launch is LIVE. Every trade pays 1%.

One wallet can hold at most 2% of the curve, so nobody corners a print. A launch trades for 14 days at most, and always stops before its print.

On the day of the print

Trading freezes shortly before the official time. Then two independent feeds report the number, and an arbiter decides if they land more than 50 basis points apart.

A print above consensus graduates the token: the USDC in the curve opens a Uniswap v4 pool. A curve that raised less than 5,000 USDC doesn't graduate and settles as a refund instead.

A miss redeems 70% to 90% of the curve, depending on how far the number landed. A print in line with consensus, or a disputed one, ends in VOID and refunds what's left after fees. Claims stay open for 90 days.

What it costs

Limits worth knowing

Legal & risks